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Ketchup Poopsicle

When, during the act of anal sex but prior to getting your nut, one applies a liberal amount of ketchup to the penis and/or anus of the recipient. The 'Ketchup Poopsicle' is then finished off with a blow job that completely cleans off the penis and causes ejaculation.
Casual Observer A: "I say, that girl in the white gloves has an enormous ass."

Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."


Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"

Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."
by Your Ice Cream Man October 4, 2008
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poopsicle

poop on a stick. can be found as a dessert in afghanistan.
today i had a poopsicle for dessert
by izzy August 20, 2003
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poopsicle

a redneck bicycle with the seat missing and only the post protruding so as to cornhole you as you ride it.
Bubba done hurt his ass riding his poopsicle.
by Bubba (ouch!) April 24, 2003
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Poopsnackle

The unmistakable sound of feces leaving the anus of the person sitting in the stall next to you in a quiet bathroom
Out of all the available stalls, my boss picks the one right next to mine, I even heard his poopsnackle
by Ion4014 July 3, 2011
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poopsicle

n. poop that has turned into a solid frozen mass, irrespective of the manner in which it was frozen.
OMG Becky, I totally stepped on your dog's poopsicle!
by StiffieBeans August 28, 2013
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Poopsicle

When dropping a duece, and you feel it getting muddy,
Run to the freezer, and fill an ice-tray buddy.

Do not forget to add popsicle sticks for effect before freezing. (serves 2-4)

(also refer to Ass Gremlin)
"Dad, the ice-cream man is outside. May i have 50 cents,"
Said Jimmy
"Yah me too," chimed Molly

"Hahahaha, But Kids, I made fresh Poopsicles last night!" replied dad.

"Yaaaaaayyyyyyy" ; they shouted in unison. "you're the best Dad"
by Zachary Allen November 12, 2008
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poopstabber

Someone who practices the art of stabbing poop.
Dude, stop being such a poopstabber, or I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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