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oopsie poopsie

when you want to say oops but sort of be funny at the same time
oopsie poopsie i didnt mean to do that
by i like arham March 15, 2020
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poopskid

(pu:p·skid)

1. n. A smear of fecal matter left on a toilet bowl after use, usually from the spiraling motion of the feces while flushing. The most popular methods of removal are: a second flush, or cleaning with a toilet brush or plunger. Alternatively, if accurate enough, males can use the force of urine to dislodge the remaining excrement during the next urination.

2. n. Smears of fecal matter left on underwear after use, usually from the underwear wearer failing to remove the feces from the ass crack after a doogen.
The poopskid left on Saturday morning was probably black because of all the beers I drank Friday night. I left it on the toilet to gross out my roommates.
by theCougAbides July 28, 2008
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the poopsmith

A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.
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by A. Non February 15, 2004
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poopskedaddle

The act of public defecation, followed by a stealthy exit.
After Chris was laid off, he poopskedaddled all over the boss's desk!
by DanJaRuss January 14, 2010
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poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.
I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.
by jjakaka March 18, 2014
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Poopsicle

An icicle formed under a portable loo. The shit water seeps through the gaps in the portable loo and gather under the plastic. During winter, this freezes and therefore creates poopsicle.
by crazyoldlady January 3, 2011
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poopstix

Noun:
an affectionate term used to refer to close friends and people you are very comfortable with. Usually in circumstances where the person using the term is trying to express affection either purely and with puppy-like playful affection or with an ulterior motive to try to get the person they're talking to to do something for them.
Person 1: Poopstix, could you possibly pass me that bowl?
Person 2: Well of course! But only because you asked so nicely!
by Julie Buckner April 23, 2008
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