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Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.
(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.
by Japes5787 June 4, 2014
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Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids
A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!
by tomafishaful November 12, 2011
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poopsickles

Poop meaning feces
sickles meaning curved: curved in shape like a sickle.
Therefore it is poop in a curved shape
Wow them are some BIG poopsickles!
by meliciousmadison February 13, 2009
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poopsack

A Tyler Lashley; having to do with Tyler Lashley; another name for Tyler Lashley; a word to be said when something unfortunate has occured; an adult diaper.
Tyler Lashley hits a clump of dirt out of Adam Tashman's hand and it hits Mr. Krall.

"Aw, poopsack!" exclaims Adam.
by aj;sldkfja;ls a;sldkfj;sdjf;la October 21, 2010
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Poopstick Blowjob

When you shit halfway out of your ass while your partner performs fellatio on the log.
Mindy gave me a poopstick blowjob and then she had to go to the hospital.
by TheOozinator May 16, 2010
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Poopsickle

When a man is engaging in anal sex, pulls out, and finishes with a blow job from the receiving partner.
Did you see the stains around that girls mouth from the frat party last night? She totally got a poopsickle!
by ChizzleVonMizzleHizzle April 4, 2009
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Poopstick

Stick with toilet paper wrapped around one end. Frequently used by midgets to wipe their backsides on account of their arms being so short
Hey, that midget Jane has her poopstick showing in her hand bag
by Poopstick Pappy March 7, 2016
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