Poop Chute Misdirection

When attempting to penetrate, from behind, the anus of an inexperienced anal receiver, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

When you're about to fuck a woman's ass from behind and it's her first time trying anal, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of her to distract her while you fuck her ass.

I have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some POP-ITS. I'm going to try the "Poop Chute Misdirection" tonight with Margaret.

by Palindromez January 25, 2018

poop chute

where young boys hide their G.I. joes

"hey billy, take that action figure out of your poop chute."

by fuck u February 9, 2004

Poop Chute Law Suit

Another name for the movie Philadelphia

Used in old 'trailers' for the film.

Lois was mentioning that Peter knew all the trailers for every movie ever made.

Lois: "Philadelphia"
Peter: "Poop Chute Law Suit"
Joe: "I don't remember that one."

by dickbag of dickbags December 6, 2009

poop chute

the anal excretory canal.

get a doctor! it went up his poo chute sideways!

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

poopchutes and bladders

Loosely based on the hit boardgame Chutes and Ladders. The object of this new board game from Porker Brothers is to land on as many spaces on the board that display a pile of steamy poo as possible in 15 moves. The winner of the game then gets to empty his/her bladder onto his unworthy opponents.

You better hope I dont win in our game of Poopchutes and Bladders tonight cuz Ive been drinking orange juice all day and havent pissed once!!

by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

Poorachute

When you're taking a poo and the hot air/fumes flow up through the neckhole in your shirt and filter right past your face.

Damn i had to take off my shirt for that one, the poorachute effect was to strong to handle.

by Pooventer March 4, 2011

poop chute

A more friendly way of saying asshole
Ass=poop, hole=chute

What a poop chute.
Poop chute!

by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006