Poopcrastination

Putting off bowel movements for no obvious reason.

Do the do's deluding to the deuce.

My aunts prolapsed anus is a clear sign of her poopcrastination.

by Pinky_F May 11, 2018

poopcrastinating

When you know you need to shet but you refuse to get up. You continue to hold your shit causing to you to have pain and possibly causing you to bleed from your anus.

Subject one: ahhh I really need to shit but I don't wanna get up.

Subject two: Oh no bro you are poopcrastinating. Get up and go take a shit.

by Babbity2003 April 8, 2021

poopmastergod

The poop master, the ruler of fecal matter.

poopmastergod

by Frank Fart Chalk May 7, 2021

poopboat

when one puts on a shoe that’s slightly damp on the sole

*slips on slightly moist shoe*

“awe man it’s a poopboat”

by 3=>Papi December 3, 2021

pondblast

the act of vigorously masturbating into a large body of water.

ayo im kinda bored wanna go pondblasting at the lake

by Dalbaeba December 6, 2022

Poopulate

To blow up a toilet with a massive amount of shit

If you’re going to poopulate the guest bathroom, please flush for heaven sake

by Joe Bucks January 28, 2023

Pooptastrophe

When you have a major pooping event that is in public and is problematic in some way or causes you great stress.

On a flight to Omaha, I had a total pooptastrophe in the airplane bathroom that was quite disturbing which ended with me realizing there was no toilet paper!

by Urberin Dictionary April 24, 2023