poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

by nivri December 10, 2008

Poopsicle

A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.

You know it's time to turn on the heat when you get a poopsicle.

by Tom Cruise's Straight Jacket September 6, 2010

poopcicle

A frozen turd treat similar to a popcicle but this one is enjoyed by copraphiliacs and scat lovers.

The heroin addicted scat film starlet seducively licked the quickly melting poopcicle.

by Islams defeat September 1, 2008

smegma popsicle

An erect penis covered with natural female lubricant and male ejaculate. Normally the penis in this condition is licked by the sexual partner.

After sexual intercourse, she devoured his smegma popsicle with gusto.

by Boris Simeon May 8, 2011

Brown Popsicle

When a man buttfucks a girl, pulls out, and his cock is smothered in wet, brown, sloppy liquid shit.

Sally: Put it between the cheeks Ryan!
Ryan: IM GONNA RAM IT HOME! *rams it home*
Sally: MMM OH FUCK THAT FEELS GOOD
Ryan: This is gonna give me a really bad brown popsicle later...SHIT

by crotchleg6969 June 9, 2009

kenyan popsicle

a very simple skinny black penis with many battle scars and ringworm. (no known cure)

Pete was born with a kenyan popsicle

by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008

poopsicle

A frozen piece of poop, stuck in a stick and then eaten for pleasure!

Man, do you know what your eating?
No, what?
Your eating a poopsicle!

by Saugy January 27, 2005