sarah poonam

always and the only true beauty of all beauty, even when she declines me.

person 1: "i want a diamond"

person 2: "erm sarah poonam isnt cheap, shes rare"

by nonstopstalker February 2, 2021

Poonmaster

a total boss who gets poon; the quintessential ladies man.

David totally is a poonmaster. He was with that chick all night.

by TotallyInsaneFU November 10, 2011

poonami

The wave of shit that will end up all over the male crotchal area when pulling out too quickly after anal sex.

Little Jimmy finished the deed, and begin to pull out. Unfortunately he had forgotten what Barry had said about pulling out after Anal sex (pulling out way faster than he should have) and so his genitalia were obliterated by the ensuing poonami.

by youwantsome? September 9, 2014

pookums

pet name for a hug buddy. unlike snuggles, the term is generally platonic.

lebo: i love you pookums
cheezer: lets have a totally heterosexual hug

by cheezer November 1, 2006

poonami

When you do a right plopper and it splashes up and obliterate the bog roll.

My poonami done fucked ma charmin.

by rightlovepubes August 25, 2014

Poopume

The smell that is inside the bathroom when someone else has taken a poop and tried to mask the smell by spraying a perfume.

I cannot take a shower in your poopume.

by InternetOfEverything August 22, 2016

poocumber

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011