Pooned

To be unable to be away from the vagina of a significant other for longer than 15 minutes at a time
AKA P-whipped

She's got Kevin so pooned...it's sick.

He couldn't go on the fishing trip because he came down with a bad case of being pooned

by Hiz-ouse December 12, 2003

pooted

baked, stoned, under the influence of marijuana, etc

Aw sheeeeet daw, we is gon get straight pooted after my lil sista's birthday party

by Ianis June 11, 2006

poontella

1. Poontang covered in Gnutella (the chocolate spread from Europe)

I could eat me some poontella ALL DAY LONG, that shit is poonlicious.

by craka-jak March 12, 2005

Pooted

verb: In Counter-Strike: To be killed by a long range headshot from the Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol (alias TMP: typically a short range machine gun). Derived from the name "Pooter" which the TMP is often called because of the "Poot" noise it makes upon firing.

noun: Alias taken by legendary scoutzknivez player Pooted, co-founder of "Team Fat Bat Owns You".

Pooted pooted (misc. player name here) with the pooter!

by holymofoz April 19, 2006

Pooned

To have sex with someone

"I pooned him last night"

by cheesylee March 29, 2010

pooned

1)pooned :when someone taunts someones misfortune.
2)poon:when one makes fun of ones stupidity.

1)'ohh no i lost!'
'haha , pooned !!!!'

2)'oh know i lost my toothbrush , i am such a poon.'

by Ellaisthebest April 21, 2009

Pooted

A more retarded way of saying Pooped.

girl 1: I pooted on your lawn!
girl 2: I'm calling the cops!

by JeanieXO October 20, 2009