Poobaloo

Poobaloo is shit made by a bear who appeared in the Jungle Book.

Stay away from the poobaloo, young man!

Eegghhh... that smells like poobaloo!

by jonycestmoi April 6, 2008

poobating

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

by Kieron M May 24, 2008

Poobah

Big cheese

my cousin is poobah

by danitoevitoe July 21, 2020

Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009

Poonmaster

a total boss who gets poon; the quintessential ladies man.

David totally is a poonmaster. He was with that chick all night.

by TotallyInsaneFU November 10, 2011

poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"

i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...

by e_ijah January 16, 2018

pooman

any man who is compromised either entirely or almost entirely of poo.

The pooman became surly because his signature was not up to its usual high standard.

by Frain June 29, 2007