poison bananas

a g unit diss rap by the game, cicero, technique and m.o.b
poision bananas are bullets.

i gotta a clip full of poison bananas and a cold hard killer from compton, here monkey monkey!!

by A-Goose May 3, 2006

poison juice

Sperm. The sort of sperm that makes a good woman leave, or a stupid one's ass reach astonomical proportions.

That ol' poison juice sure did wreck Hailey's ass.

by Chaich September 14, 2003

Mercury Poisoning

Being afflicted with the AIDS virus, otherwise known as "Arse-Injected-Death-Syndrome". Named in tribute to Freddy Mercury (Aka - Farrouk Bulsara) who died from the disease still rocking the mic to the very end.

"Mrs. thompson, I'm afraid after young Jimmy was kidnapped and found 3 days later in the woods, we ran some routine tests on him. And it seems he has acute Mercury Poisoning... Oh stop fucking crying, can't you see I'm Hungover?"

"Hey Tom, man you look great! You lost a ton of weight. How did you do it?" "Well Sam, I shared a needle in a squat a few weeks back and now I got Mercury Poisoning. I won't lie, it kinda rocks!"

by Poppa Boogaloo August 22, 2011

Alcohol Poisoning

Is what my friend Charles got after 15 shots of wild turkey in 2 hours. Puking is usually consistent for upwards of 6 hours, accompanied by shirtless grunting and dry heaves. Following that is a period of delusional, semi-coherent bouts of swearing, and culminating with an attempt to crawl into my bed. which was denied. Recommendations are to not drink 15 shots of wild turkey, ever. Especially the day before your first server training shift at Olive Garden.

Sorry for spilling your Fettucini Italiano all over your face, ma'am. I got alcohol poisoning.

by hey. there. shittyshittyfagfag January 21, 2009

sperm poisoning

The result of too much sperm being released into the vagina, creating a condition inside that grows and mutates into a creature that exits the vagina in a period of roughly nine months.

Jane's at the clinic today, apparently she got a case of sperm poisoning a month ago.

by Veen May 5, 2003

poison the well

When a person rejects the conclusion of an argument by attacking its source, rather than attacking its premise.

Hitler claims that the earth goes around the sun.
But Hitler is evil and cannot be trusted.
Therefore the earth does not go around the sun.

by Nathar Leichoz July 24, 2004

Poison Pen

Something written in malice or spite: to be dismissive, usually in a mean spirited way.

Yeah, I got an email from Maeve. She said that only I would look good in a donkey suit considering I am an ass. Wow, what a poison pen email.

by Tigerino July 9, 2010