Ponging

An individual that smells so bad their scent is left lingering after they have left a room/space.

Girl 1: Cawww that boy was well ponging
Girl 2: Wait are you talking about Murray or am I mistaken

by AmzingPerson347 July 10, 2019

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

ponning

Using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. Other forms of liquor may be used, as well as other orifices.

Derived as a shortened version of "tamponning."

I think Kevin K is drunk, but he's not drinking! He must be ponning.

by Lance S. July 22, 2011

Ponting

A Ponting is a hoe ass nigga whom is usually extremely annoying and have small penises.

Bro Ponting is so skinny. Even Fumi can bench-press him. Talk about "Skineras"

by SimplyFrangzClaw21 November 12, 2019

poning the noobs

Getting your ass kicked in gears by GraGraGravity

Poning the noobs is fucking awesome

by Jim Morrison fucked your mom February 21, 2009

pouncing camel

A pouncing Camel is when an extreamly horny camel visioulsy attacked a croud of people then begins to lick the dingleberrys of its victims

dude I was walking down the street when I saw a pouncing camel.

Your mom told me I was like a pouncing camel

by Flying monkey tits February 6, 2014

Pencing

The act of 2 makes electrocuting each other until climax.

I'm a little sore from pencing all night with the VP.

by Big Guy74897628947689 November 13, 2016