pornesia

Forgetting to remove your naughty video from the DVD player after you rub one off before your wife finds it.
Caused by the brain shutting off for a bit after a good wank.

Vin: "So why are you in the wife's doghouse?"
Joe: "Oh, she found my copy of 'DP Teens 2' I forgot in the DVD player."
Vin: "Ha ha, sounds like a case of pornesia."
Joe: "Arg, happens everytime."

by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009

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polynesian salad monster

a girl that is being extremely bitchy and acting depressed.

Guy: "What's up polynesian salad monster?"
Girl: "Nothing."

by studmuffinlsc July 9, 2011

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polynesian peekaboo

when you sneeze on the back of someone's head and when they turn around you whip your dick out

(Jim sneezes on the back of Stacy and whips his dick out)
Stacy: wtf was that
Jim: A Polynesian peekaboo

by HosaBaby59 February 26, 2023

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polynesian savior

unlike a savior in every aspect possible; one of crushing heartlessness.. one with potential to be beautiful, but fundamentally void of soul.

Trust in your polynesian savior, he will give you hope, but you will ultimately lose a friend.

by no one April 11, 2005

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Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.

My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple

by hoover50 November 7, 2015

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Pollenesia

When you're suffering from allergies but you can't remember to what you're allergic.

I was walking outside and my nose started running and my eyes began to itch, but I was suffering from pollenesia; I wasn't sure if the cause was the blooming flowers or trees.

by Tad McD May 10, 2011

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