pole genie Share definition Flag 1)one who sucks dick. 2)used to describe one who is acting like an asshole. 1)Gary is a pole genie. 2)Dude Gary, you're being such a pole genie. pole genie by Satchel April 20, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the pole genie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch