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Ploot

A slimy, green mass that can't get flushed down the toilet because it's too sticky. It lives in the toilet and stinks up the entire bathroom. Only a very stinky summoner could tame the blob because anyone else who comes near passes out or runs in horror.
"Our toilet's clogged with another ploot!"
by Stinkerino October 2, 2020
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Plook

The equivalent to "fuck" as dubbed by Frank Zappa.
"These executives have plooked the fuck out of me."
From the song "Outside Now." on the album "Joe's Garage."
by Joe Harris April 8, 2007
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Ploomby

What is, was, and what will come to be. The perfect word for any situation.
Man, that girl is looking PLOOMBY!

PLOOMBY! I just dropped my phone!

Dude, you should go check out that movie! It was SO ploomby!
by Derpatron123 December 16, 2011
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Plobs

(ex.) Compound expression for "please, obviously," for those of us too lazy to say both.

AKA:

PLease, OBviouSly.
"My friend Sean makes one HELL of a drag queen."

"Hah, plobs."
by notmyword! December 25, 2007
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ploop

An ambiguous word; the meaning depends on the context in which it is used. Primarily used to express an emotion or to fill a void in a conversation.

1. Its conventional meaning can be defined as an exclamation used during times in which a plausible response is non-existent.

2. Also used as a lighthearted response to hearing an unfortunate comment or disappointing news. In this context it is usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal or when it primarily affects someone else; it's sort of a mild schadenfreude.

3. The meaning can be emphasized with the additional of the vowel "o" and therefore changing the sound similar to trombone. "Ploooooop."
4. Onomatopoeic use imitates the sound of feces hitting the toilet bowl during a bowel movement. This is the common form seen on urban dictionary but perhaps not the most pleasant as it is associated with disgusting imagery
5. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect.
1.

sleeping beauty: "I woke up late"
Dwarf: "ploop"
2.
Loser: "it's not fair I wanted first pick. my team sucks."
Champ:"ploop, not going to lie I have a killer team this year"
3.

Dude: "bro they killed harambe."
Bro: "Dude, i heard. ploooooop."
4.

"That guy took an epic dump. we could all hear it. 'ploop ploop ploop' LOL"
5.
Brother: "ploop ploop ploopy ploop ploop ploopidity ploop"
Sister: "Shut up"
by Parth M Patel May 4, 2018
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plooky

to have acute acne,or teenage skin problems,spotty,pimples,zits etc
git tae fuck ya plooky wee hingoot!
by buckleheid January 2, 2010
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Plooking

Jacob "Are ya'll going to plook tonight?"
John "Yeah, bro we're plooking tonight!"
by freeny June 6, 2012
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