When one is talking on the phone with his (or her) partner, he may be subject to phonejaculation. Phonejaculation is when a man (or woman) is aroused by talking on the phone. One can phonejaculate when talking about another's genitals or just because he is simply turned on by his partner. Phonejaculation can be accompanied by touching on the genitals. It is still open to experimentation however so knock yourself out
"Daniel just got off the phone with Lucy and is complaining about hand-cramps. We think Daniel was busy having a phonejaculation!"
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Not to be confused with Phone Dude, who takes his place for a while in FNAF 3 after he dies horribly.
For some reason, fans are prone to drawing him with an actual phone for a head, which actually managed to become a plot point in the fangame "Dayshift at Freddy's"
Not to be confused with Phone Dude, who takes his place for a while in FNAF 3 after he dies horribly.
For some reason, fans are prone to drawing him with an actual phone for a head, which actually managed to become a plot point in the fangame "Dayshift at Freddy's"
Person 1: "Why's phone guy kinda cute-"
Person 2: "NO."
Person 3: "...go play dialtown."
1: "OH MY GOD, NO! PHONE GUY!"
Person 2: "NO."
Person 3: "...go play dialtown."
1: "OH MY GOD, NO! PHONE GUY!"
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Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.
Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
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We got our Dad an Acid Trip Flip Phone; he’ll probably still be using it when he’s down to one functional dendrite.
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