Plode

The act of existing, To not be imploding or exploding. When an object exists without being destroyed.

Not exploding or imploding.

"Oh dude did you see Kevin plode today?"
"yeah he was just kickin it..."

by TheMadSilentist October 12, 2009

Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016

plodging

Slang word from North-Eastern England which refers to the act of walking through a shallow body of water.

The bairns went plodging in the river.

Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Seven
Geordie Countdown contestant: Eight!
Richard: Let's here the seven
Non-Geordie Countdown contestant: Lodging
Richard: And the eight?
Geordie Countdown contestant: Plodging.
Richard + Carol + Everyone else: WTF?

by ShaneJosephDonnelly February 25, 2015

plondexlecates

To reduce dramatically at rapidly occuring intervals.

"Bounce not only is like tickling the monster with a feather, but it quickly plondexlecates your sharpness."

by Ebolamonkey3000 May 3, 2010

Plongus

Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.

The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.

by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021

PC Plod

A derogatory name for a British beat cop.

-Where were you all this time?
-Some PC Plod arrested me for throwing a cigarette in the street.

by Golan February 17, 2005

Phondom

The protective cover sold to protect your mobile phone. Also, known as a phonalactic.

Person1: Darn, my phone keeps turning on in my pocket and either going dead or calling people!
Person2: I haven't had that problem since my phone started wearing a phondom.

by Kurt Lewchuk December 19, 2008