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One platoon wonder

the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.
Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.
by captain fucko February 6, 2010
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platonic

A pure basic friendship with the opposite sex. Nothing more than a spiritual relationship. Expressing nonphysical love
by YoYOdawgg September 8, 2009
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phatorize

i. To render something lame.
ii. To remove alcohol from.
iii. To remove clothes from.
When Phil walked in sober and dropped his pants, he immediately phatorized the SLR. Dammit, Phil.
by Al Fatheta June 13, 2010
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Platonic Friend

A very close friend of any gender. Everyone thinks you are dating, or at least flirting a little. F.eks. Dan and Phil (Danisnotonfire & Amazingphil) The are Platonic Soulmates, which means that they aren't "Dating soulmates" but Platonic soulmates, because they aren't dating, but best friends.

Both men and women can have a plantonic friend, and everyone can be a platonic friend. Its "uni gender"
by ullakrussedulla December 5, 2015
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Platoro

Spanish for 'silver + gold'.Plata/silver-Oro/gold.
Name given to tiny mining town in the San Jaun Mountain Range in Southern Colorado.
Mined for silver and gold from the 1880s through prensent day.
At nearly 10,000ft. the Platoro Dam in Platoro, Colorado is the highest 'man-made' body of water in the United States.
by foolmoon70 May 16, 2008
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plutored

Mark: Jim wats the craic?
Jim: I'm fucking plutored.
Mark:That bad man?
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platonic fetish

A platonic fetish is when you get excited by something in a non-sexual manner. Examples include oddly satisfying videos, pimple popping, and fandoms.
Did you see the latest Dr. Pimple Popper vid?

Of course, bro. That shit's my platonic fetish.

You talk a lot about stomachaches and vomiting. You into that kind of stuff?

It's my platonic fetish. I'm obsessed with it but it doesn't turn me on.
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