Pamphlet

A short book of 350 pages or less. Something that can be read in a single sitting.

Person 1: "Well I finally finished the Sorcerer's Stone!"
Person 2: "Oh really?"
Person 1: "Yeah, why? I enjoyed it."
Person 2: "Its good, but kinda small; its more of a pamphlet than a REAL book."

by suilerua sucram October 21, 2011

pamphlet man

1) boi who gwan chat bout he religion
2) boi who gwan try n convert sexi gyalz in he religion
3) boi who dun wan nah action from gyal dem

1) *couple making out* boi: i jus went door to door advertising my religion

gurl : bun u i'll go sex diff manz

2) boi: sexy Kizzles plzzzz join my religion
Sexy Kizzles: lick my pum
boi: not until marriage

3) sexy kizzles: fuck my hard bytch squeeze me, ooooooo i wanna suck u
boi: wuts this gurl doing i dont want that her pants are too tite

by rizzles July 4, 2004

pamphlet

A little boy who has floppy lip syndrome and he cant say his his 'l's!!! you ask him wat is rong with him and he say...'i have fwoppy wip spyndwome!! lol :)

e.g a boy with a floppy lip called pamphlet

by honkjn March 31, 2009

pamphlet

a noun used for a man with one testicle.

I just found out that Justin is a pamphlet!

by ballin50 April 16, 2011

plampher

Sniffing around areas where a lady may have sat down....hoping for the aroma of womanly goodness. Could be a seat.

"Did you hear about Dave? Got caught plamphing his neighbour's bike seat! Yes, Dave's a plampher...."

by shawlands blue January 17, 2017

plampkin

1.a big shlong that sticks out of your pants and usually into someones face
2. a penis that talks to people

1. holy shit when i bent over there was a plamkin lookin right at me!
2. dude my plampkin was talking to joes mom the other day!

by don cragmore July 24, 2007

plomph

The sound your mac n cheese pak makes when in falls into the water pot because you forgot to take it out of the box

I was whipping up a nice dinner for my boyfriend when PLOMPH I knew I made an error

by 10 cent chef November 28, 2019