powned

A mix between Pwned and owned...

I powned you in counterstrike last night.

by YouDontWannaKnow April 18, 2006

powned

one of the coolest words created by white people (powned)
meant to get beat or owned.

AWSOME WORD.

PAUL:OOOOHH who just got powned!!!"you did"
STEVE: shut up paul stop saying that.
PAUL: just cuz you got pwned dosnt mean you got to be a loser steve.

by stephen 209 May 28, 2008

Hammer Plowed

Drunk beyond all mortal belief.

We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

powned

powned: to be powerfully owned; used generally by nerds or geeks that stay at home and play runescape or battlefield

Barnaby: dude get off battlefield and come out with some chicks.
David: I cant! Im fighting top gunship of the 6k relm and hes using the special gun master move on me.
Barnaby: what does that mean?
David: IM GETTING POWNED!

by Barnaby_SHIRLEY_is_a_piano_god March 14, 2009

POWNED

Personal Opinion Without Need for Extra Details

Can't be bothered with justifying yourself anymore?

1) Type anything you like
2) Add POWNED

Spinal Tap are the greatest band in the world. POWNED
Goatees are lame. POWNED

Guy 1: Look at this review in the newspaper. I figure we should go see this play.

Guy 2: Yes, it's interesting and cutting edge. It explores Generation-Y themes of isolation and yearning in the backdrop of the postindustrial society.
Guy 3: I'm in too. I love culture.
POWNER: Culture belongs in petri dishes. POWNED

by Isacki October 12, 2009

powned

When Poland was invaded by Germany WWII, Poland was owned or "powned" by Germany.

omg, Sarah totally powned Kyle in their debate this afternoon.

by FabulousFeminist July 6, 2010

powned

("PEE-ownd") Sometimes p-owned.

Contraction of power owned. The worst kind of ownage. Total humiliation.

lol powned lmaonaise

by Commander McCool May 4, 2005