pissery

Somewhere to take a piss.

AKA a restroom.

Excuse me, where the fuck is the pissery?

by calibration one nine March 23, 2009

rug pisser

A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless. (See Carpet Pisser)

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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.

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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-

LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?

DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--

LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--

LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--

LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--

EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--

DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.

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by UrbanAchiever March 2, 2005

pissed minola

Someone who is drunk in a manner which is slightly crazy but also fun. Developed when someone was drunk and unable to write "pissed minda" on her friend's arm. Much more politically correct version of "pissed minda".

Girl 1: Girl 2, you're being a pissed minola tonight.
Girl 2: Yeah well so are you! Hey your computer's playing East 17! Let's do interpretive dance in your kitchen! *falls over*
Girl 1: Ha ha ha. *falls over*

by noyseeac November 17, 2006

Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

by smb0072962 June 29, 2022

Phantom Pisser

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.

-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."

by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010

Smashing Pissers

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.

Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.

by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012

Pissie Fit

Unlike a hissie fit, a pissie fit can last several days or months.

Where all parties invovled are stubborn and uncooparative, knowing that in the end reconciliation will happen.

It's ok. Its just a pissie fit.. Give it 10 days and it will be like nothing happened.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny November 26, 2010