Smashing Pissers

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.

Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.

by Lauren'o'porno January 8, 2012

pissed off

1. Feeling like you can kill everyone in 1000 mile radius.

2. When your eyes bulge out and steam comes out from your ear.

1. That dude over there stole my girlfriend. I'm SO pissed off!

2. Looks like daddy's pissed off again.

by Swash September 17, 2004

pulling your pisser

When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.

Geezus: I killed your dog

Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset

Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser

by Geezus and Hagrid January 24, 2017

pissed on my chips

when an unfortunate circumstance happens, especially used when something spoils something you're looking forward too.

("chips" is used in the British sense)

"fuck, I've lost my tickets for the gig. That's pissed on my chips."

by bob's second cousin July 6, 2009

pisses me

When you're too lazy to say three words, you just say "pisses me" instead of "pisses me off."

"Dude, when people don't go the speed limit, that really pisses me."

by stephaynee March 11, 2014

pissella / isela

an amazing cousin .

she has helped me a lot and i can’t thank her enough, get yourself a pissella , you won’t regret it

reg: have you heard about the pissella / isela product?

bonbon(me): omg yes !! i have one has my cousin!

by bonbon<3 June 28, 2021

Pre-Pisser

The act of leaving your trouser zipper down in order to gain easy access to the Willy to initiate subsequent urinations. Especially handy while wearing coveralls or bibs while working at heights or rock climbing.

It was much easier for Brian to take a leak after coming down from the pipe rack thanks to his pre-pisser.

by The Paper Tiger September 8, 2010