Pissed

When you’re very drunk.

“Bro you can’t drive you’re pissed as fuck.”

by dankulousmemeuloux September 10, 2020

pissed

one of the most beautiful word has many definitions

1)pissed- drunk
2)pissed of- angry
3)piss of- go away
4)piss- peeing

1) im well pissed can you drive
2)im fucking pissed of
3)piss of jerry you cunt
4) hold on im just gonna go for a piss

by anonymous November 22, 2020

pissed

I pissed my pants during a Christmas party in front of my aunt and cousins they all started laughing and my aunt told my family and uncle and my cousins told my friends at school now I'm bullied by my whole school and 23 states 12 governments and 3 contents my name was legally changed to piss boy now I hate my life :) rawr XD.

Jake: "oops"
jane: "what?"
jake: "I pissed on the floor."
jane: "what in the hell jake?"

by cfcytuhjbvgycrex5ctvyguhji hub November 29, 2021

Pissed

1. British slang for being drunk or getting drunk

2. American slang for being angry or irate.

1. I got pissed last night.

2. I was so pissed last night.

by DonG63 February 22, 2022

Pissed

Pissed (English) Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated

I was so pissed last night, I accidentally gave money to a Donald Trump grift.

by Dibdabdeb August 11, 2022

pissed

"pissed" usually meaning critically mad at something.

Person 1: I was so pissed that my phone wasn't working.
Person 2: I got pissed at him because he broke my computer.

by how do i type my name October 14, 2022

pissed

Extremely drunk

"I'm telling you cunt, I didn't get that drunk last night."
"Mate you went up to a B-double and said 'I know your secret, Optimus Prime. You were fucking pissed."

by QFRSSaddle October 23, 2022