pirate mouth

The unfavourable purple mouth you get from drinking too much red wine.

"I could tell Corene got into the red wine last night because she had mad pirate mouth."

by adriennediana December 16, 2016

Pit Pirate

A person who cruises BBQ Forums, bragging about BBQ Competitions he never participated it, and about winning awards he never won; pushing everyone's buttons until he is eventually banned from the forum, at which point he will move to another forum and do the same. The Pit Pirate has a never-ending ego and can only begin sentences with the word "I". Says stuff like, "I'm Cook'n while yer just Internet Look'n!"

"You people in Texas don't know how to cook. All you cook is Brisket. I cooked brisket and came in first place the very first time. I am the Pit Pirate and I'm great and you are all stupid. I've won many BBQ Awards and my family says my BBQ is the best."

Contests entered: 2
Awards won: 1 (from a quarterly local newsletter)

by BlakeCannon December 8, 2006

pirate's in town

A way of explaining that one's menstrual cycle has begun.

Karen: Oh shit, the pirate's in town, can I borrow a tampon?

by AEI December 29, 2008

Protein Poop

The frequent, very solid, and sometimes painful poops which result from eating protein bars and/or protein drinks. This typically occurs from eating too many protein bars or powder, as the body cannot metabolize the supplement efficiently.

When taking too much protein:
These poops usually occur many times per day, stink very bad to the point of potentially killing small pets, can be very painful and solid, and can potentially damage your toilet.

Protein poops are usually accompanied by protein farts, and when combined together, will ensure that the individual does not receive any attention from the babes / hunks they were attempting to impress.

Can result in: loss of girlfriend, loss of cat, injury to most dogs, damage to toilet, and damage to ass.

Sam: "So I had my skinny ass at the gym today, and some big wannabe tough guy destroyed the locker room with his Protein Poops."

Erik: "That happens to Jason all the time, now he never get any girls because he stinks so bad."

Sam: "Yeah this tool also ripped a protein fart next to some girls and they ran outside."

by FITstudent2009 June 20, 2009

protecting-group-free

Having any form of sex without a condom

I went protecting-group-free on her last night.

by Burgi Dunitz December 7, 2010

Protection

Something my parents should’ve used when they made me.

“Dad, why didnt you use protection”

by McMinion March 17, 2020

Pirate Patch

Anus areola that is exposed when a woman wears a thong and bends over. In other words, the darker colored skin around the bung that a woman might reveal while wearing a g-string.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.

After buying a tiny thong bikini, Jane also paid for a Bleached Asshole so she wasn't showing pirate patch every time she bent over to pick up her tanning lotion at the beach.

by BFinlayson December 9, 2012