tinder pimping

When your friend uses your Tinder account and swipes right on everyone only to message her matches to barter her goods/services

Yo Eva, are you tinder pimping Liz?

by jakethedood June 24, 2016

night piping

an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night

Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit”

by NotPorbeans June 3, 2019

Chimp Pimpin’

Somethings just cool af…..but even cooler

“I did a back flip over a pile of rusted chainsaws, turned on, lit on fire.”

“That’s chimp pimpin’ man”

by ZCC22703 September 3, 2022

parking lot pimping

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.

Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.

by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007

pimpin' not simpin'

Being emotionally unavailable and preventing yourself from catching feelings. Not getting hurt by these hoes, instead having control and pulling these hoes.

Man after Emily broke my heart imma start pimpin' not simpin' for these hoes.

by coochiepower19 August 21, 2020

Hot Piping Loaf

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop

"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

'se pimpin'

The new portuguese expression for being absolutely cool, something being pimpin'. From the portuguese "está-se", which means "we are" (the collective) and the english "pimpin'". It can be written as "se pimpin", but it is graphically more appealing if it is between apostrophes.

"Dubstep is totally 'se pimpin'."
"Jay-Z's Kingdom Come is the 'se pimpin' record of the decade."

by CIMENTO. November 10, 2008