v. to fill in missing data with a wild-ass guess; to reconcile a deficiency in data by making shit up that gives you the result you desire.
Named after celebrity economist Thomas Piketty, who filled in the gaps in his argument by making up numbers and passing them off as historical data.
Named after celebrity economist Thomas Piketty, who filled in the gaps in his argument by making up numbers and passing them off as historical data.
I forgot to save my receipts for that meal, so I'll just piketty the expense report, claim it was $1000, and take a vacation with the difference.
I guess I should've studied for that test more. I pikettied half the answers.
I guess I should've studied for that test more. I pikettied half the answers.
by wealthinequality November 1, 2014
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If u were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else:
Good effort on that pikachu pickup but you’re screwed
Violets are blue
If u were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else:
Good effort on that pikachu pickup but you’re screwed
by Pikachu service announcement April 18, 2019
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by BeefPounder September 3, 2022
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Mom: Piko Taro? (after 1 minute of thinking) That guy who wears a tiger costume and dances that PPAP?
Me: Nope, he is just a part-time kindergarten teacher who teaches some simple words and sentences.
Me: Nope, he is just a part-time kindergarten teacher who teaches some simple words and sentences.
by harmed poor kid November 12, 2016
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Kid number 1 “Omg do you see that kid”
Kid number 3 “The one with the split dye, he/she looks so depressed”
Kid number 3 “Yeah it’s probably a Pikoh kid”
Kid number 3 “The one with the split dye, he/she looks so depressed”
Kid number 3 “Yeah it’s probably a Pikoh kid”
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"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."
"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
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