Shirley Phelps Roper

Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.

When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.

by Nap0130n Dynam1t3 August 1, 2012

Phelpsies

Combining Oliver and James Phelps (George and Fred Weasley from the Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling) in a sentence. Instead of saying "Oliver and James Phelps," one would say "The Phelpsies are awesome."

"I adore the Phelpsies!" or "The Phelpsies rock."

by raininoctober July 25, 2007

pulp fiction

Pulp Fiction will always be in the top ten movies of all time, even in three hundred years from now. It is a movie like no other. Its greatness cannot be explained verbally. One must see this movie, and they will emotionally feel the awesomeness of this historic film. Nothing compares to it. Its is geniusly constructed and the actors blow my mind.
This movie proppelled Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino into the public radar, and Quentin later had Uma cast in Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2.
This movie has incredible structure, dialogues, acting, and leaves the viewer with a strong sense of satisfaction and the feeling of beeing around something 'bigger than life'.
I constantly see and hear references to this movie in all aspects. It is a stepping stone of human development in the arts and is a movie that one can watch everyday and get just as excited over it as that person did the first time they saw it.

From Pulp Fiction: Apartment Scene.
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brad: What?
Jules:*Jules flips table* What country are you from?
Brad: What?
Jules: 'What' aint no country I ever heard of! Do they speak English in 'What'?!?!
Brad:w..w..what?
Jules: English motherfucker, do you speak it?!!!?!!!
Brad: Yes
Jules: Then you know what I am saying right?!!
Brad: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!!!!!
Brad:...what?
Jules:*raises gun to Brad's head* Say 'what' again! SAY 'What' AGAIN!! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!!!!!!!!!
Brad: He's..He's..He's black...
Jules: Go on!
Brad: He's.. he's... he's bald-
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brad: What???
*Jules shoots brad in the shoulder*
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!!!!!
Brad:*in pain* NOOO!!!!!!
Jules: Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch Brad?!
Brad: I didnt-
Jules: Yes you did!! Yes you DID, Brad! *in a calm voice* You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace

by paullllllllll June 13, 2007

Phelps Phreestyle

To smoke cannabis while in a swimming pool

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go for a swim?
Guy 2: No way, you know I hate swimming.
Guy 1: Just Phelps Phreestyle it'll make the pool more enjoyable and you'll swim so much faster
Guy 2: Sounds good, go get the bong!

by thelizardking307 February 17, 2009

Pulpe

Street drug most commonly used (and abused) in the Pacific Northwest and South Canada.

Nick Dyrland isn't doing too well these days... dude's addicted to pulpe...big problem in Vancouver.

by Blackshadow14 June 15, 2017

Phelps

1. (verb) - the act of farting during anal sex.

2. (noun) - Fred Phelps.

Well damn. I think Fred Phelps just phelped.

by PartOfTheNation September 21, 2011

Phelps'ed

The act of being belligerently wasted and/or stoned, and not stopping till blackout. Based on the swimmer Michael Phelps because he's always getting fucked up but still a champion in everyones eyes.

"Everybody at the sorority party was beyond hammered,

they were all Phelps'ed!"

"Once I get out of work, I'm getting so Phelps'ed I wont know up from down!!"

"I was so Phelps'ed last night, I don't even know how I got home."

by Juiceman J October 6, 2013