Phoner

When on the phone, you get a boner. This can be spontaneous and happen without warning. The causes of a Phoner can be numerous. You could be daydreaming of the hot girl from your office, the wind could blow, or you could be interrupted while surfing your favorite sites.

I was talking to her on my iPhone and I got a mad Phoner.

by Dogma_Jones November 12, 2010

phoner

When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.

"Woah! Sorry, I got a phoner"

by leo noel January 3, 2006

cell phoner boner

a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend

Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.

by edju July 27, 2007

Phoner

A bulge in a pants pocket due to a cell phone.

Billy's phoner gave the ladies the wrong idea...

by adrizzle4rizzle December 28, 2005

phoner

A chemically induced erection.

I thought he was for real, but then I saw the Viagra box in his trash can. I should have known it was a phoner.

by phonerqueen June 16, 2010

phoner

When you have your phone in your pocket and gives it the appearance of a boner.

Dude, at the dance last night she totally grinded my phoner.

by XxBigDaddyxX April 26, 2010

Phoner

An erection gotten while talkinng with someone on the phone.

Dude Joanne had such a sexy voice she called me and I totally popped a phoner

by Mytummyhertz August 29, 2009