sidewalk phobia

The fear of sidewalks

“I was walking on the grass and then passed out after seeing a sidewalk right next to me, I went to the doctor and I was diagnosed with sidewalk phobia”

by L0g December 11, 2018

Peanut Phobia

The severe phobia of being absolutely utterly terrified of peanuts. Being so scared of peanuts that you cannot even be in the same room as them. Every time a peanut is in close proximity you utterly shit bricks and begin to scream ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ.

Person 1: why do you break out into puddles of sweat every time I have a peanut butter sandwich ?
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

jeanjoneifer phobia

someone who is terrified of jean jones from kilsyth

do you have any phobias?
yes, i have jeanjoneifer phobia

oh really…

by ilovethebibleimsosorry May 6, 2022

Sino-cov-phobia

The present trend of hatred and fear against China in the light of Covid-19 Pandemic.

The Sino-Cov-Phobia is causing people to boycott Made in China goods all over the world.

by Agent PDC April 1, 2020

Bi-phobic

A person who's against people who like both genders.

They only approve of people who like one gender. This is somewhat different than homophobics. Bi-phobics dislike people who are attracted to both genders, while homophobics dislike men and women that are attracted to their own gender.

Alexander: Guys, I'd like to confess to all of you that I'm a bisexual.
Tony: You're a disgrace towards men! Men aren't supposed to be attracted to both genders, it's only right to be attracted to one, which is either man or woman.
Jenna: I strongly disagree with your opinion and I'm asking you to walk away. We don't approve of Bi-phobics in this area.

by HeyItsMarc August 23, 2011

fragapane phobia

the fear of celebrating a birthday- one who does not wish for anyone,including family and friends, to acknowledge or celebrate their birthday.

Dave: Hey Frank - we're going to dinner in the village for your birthday- wanna come?
Frank: it's not my birthday, f--k you.
Lisa: Dude, that guy has Fragapane Phobia- just leave him alone and we'll all go out for his birthday.

by Sparky2 October 5, 2007

phobiaphobiaphobia

A person who suffers from a very common psychological illness where they fear fearing fear.

here is an example of a girl who has phobiaphobiaphobia;

Guy: "I think im afraid of fear"

Girl: "ewww get away from me"

by blahhhhxzc October 24, 2009