Phil

Dyslexic

Phil is dyslexic... What a melt

by Small milhouse prick May 21, 2019

Phil

Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰

Phil is so scary

by lil_wayne78 June 3, 2020

Phil

The dumbest human.

He’s a Phil.

by Catsmth September 29, 2020

Phil

An undercover police officer in a highschool.

Tommy: yo who's that kid over there??
Andrew: I'm not sure but he looks like a phil

by Att1225 May 13, 2016

Phil

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Philed

by Philoo3 September 2, 2018

Phil

A strange species of inbred human shit from the lost world, Pakistan. They are easily recognizable for their lack of intelligence, infected lip piercings, and a very strange looking mohawk. If you come in contact with a Phil be sure not to look at it directly for its ugliness may cause permanent eye damage. They are loners and very dangerous in social events.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that guy?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Phil. Don't make eye contact!
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Last person who did went blind.

by DinasaurHunter October 4, 2011

Phil

Saggy old men balls, smelly, crusty and mouldy.

I had sex with a man, he had Phil's.

by Isbol Hersin March 7, 2014