Phil 

Phil. Otherwise known as a typically over weight shit-scum who generally has no direction in life. Phil ain't shit and deep down he knows it.

Dude I can't bear another day at work surrounded by these phils

Phil by Leakyweiner December 20, 2017

Phil 

A huge cunt who smells like shit

Jim: hey ya twat you’re a massive fucking phil!

Phil by Coolestguy64 June 17, 2018

Phil 

To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.

I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.

After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.

I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.

Phil by verifone September 9, 2008

Phil 

A Phil is not a man, woman, it's nothing it's not even a bag of hot Cheetos's it is like a phantom not real like for an example it's like a dog fucking a bobble head it's just not a thing.

Dave: Yo dude my friend got mad at me and called me a Phil what should I do?
Frank: There is nothing you can do I'm sorry.

Phil by Pie King 1 February 11, 2018

Phil 

Tiny bit Stupid. But is very handsome, and has an extremely large penis. Usually 20 inches long. He is a god at fortnite

Is that.. PHIL!?!?!?!?!?!

Phil by Thegodofdestiny May 14, 2018

Phil 

Verb: To Phil.

When you get rear-ended in the car so hard but there was no hair pulling involved so you feel a bit cheated.

Dude, I need to call the cops as I've just been Phil'd and my neck is a bit sore.

Phil by passthedutchie August 3, 2018

Phil 

Usually the type of guy you see hiding in a primary school bush waiting to nonce on the little kids that come his way

What the bloody hell is that in the bush over there!? Is that a Phil again?

Phil by Small Clive March 18, 2019