Urban Dictionary: Phil

Phil

A sexually frustrated man/boy who thinks he can get anyone , and them play the off. Phil sometimes is nice and also a cunt, he goes and gets pissed on weeknights, but EVERYWEEKEND. He leads girls on and hurts them. He's a decent guy a first then he just turns ugly! Types of Phil include nice,polite,pissed,fun,annoying,clingy,ignorant. Sounds like a cunt.. Then he probably is . O and he also has crabs

Phil talks to girl, then phil goes to town to get 'mashed' and gets off with ugly ginger girls, when his bird is FIT and all his mates want her.

by dykeomitus March 13, 2012

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To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.

I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.

After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.

I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.

by verifone July 31, 2006

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Nicknamed "Phil-ous", pretends to be Dr. Phil. Drives a red mustang, smokes a lot and thinks he's really funny; but really isn't.

You're being such a Phil

by mitch_hellyeah December 09, 2008

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From the root "philosophize" a "phil" is a meaningful talk or discussion. Coined before the popularity of "Dr. Phil", the famous TV host has solidified the meaning.

No relation to the proper name Phil or Phillip.

Lou: "How's Dan doing these days?"
Kyle: "Better. We had a good phil last night about everything he's been going through."

by haxemon May 22, 2009

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A Phil is a limp and hairless penis. A Phil is usually attached to a very feminine pretty boy. This is because a Phil is strongly questioning his own sexuality and his love of lavender pretty things

He hated getting dressed in gym class because everyone would laugh at his Phil.

by Delicate Debbie August 06, 2011