A cocky son of a bitch that has fake hookups and no friends. Also a horrible athlete and has no muscle. Likely to be bald by age 30. The only thing he has going for him is his smarts but he usually loses them by age 25 because of alcohol and drug abuse.

Verb: To Phil.

When you get rear-ended in the car so hard but there was no hair pulling involved so you feel a bit cheated.

The dumbest human.

Usually the type of guy you see hiding in a primary school bush waiting to nonce on the little kids that come his way

Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰

A huge cunt who smells like shit