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Mexican Phonebooth

The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.
I need to take a dump but Hector the dishwasher is in the Mexican phonebooth
by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011
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smart ass phone

A smart phone that has been "apped out" with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.
Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.

Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
by DRH the third April 29, 2013
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Acid Trip Flip Phone

The Woodstock Generation’s answer to the Jitterbug Flip Phone, also remarkably easy to use, even when stoned or cognitively impaired.
We got our Dad an Acid Trip Flip Phone; he’ll probably still be using it when he’s down to one functional dendrite.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019
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cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.
by jon June 19, 2005
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Bless My Phone

When a male asks a female to "bless his phone" He is asking for booty pics.
by Nova009 May 1, 2016
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new phone who dis?

1. A common response when getting a text from an unknown number. Can be used even if your phone isn't new.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.
"hey i'm in town tonight! let's hit the clubs"
"new phone who dis?"

"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"

"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"
by suddenvalley January 21, 2016
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cell phone behavior

Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.
Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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