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Petunt

noun
A petty cunt
Similar to 'Cunty McFuckoff'
"I can't believe that petunt tried to get Jane written up for such a minor mistake on Jane's first day working here."
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Peteneese

The babbling language that Pete uses. Has to be deciphered using Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs, with a little Annunaki thrown in. Even God has a hard time understanding. Just smile and nod your head when confronted with him speaking. Don’t make eye contact or you’ll be beaten with a bamboo cane by his eternal guardian Caroline. You will then be put into a bamboo cage and forced to listen to Cher continuously trying to sing the song Believe. Pete will then turn into a rabid chipmunk and start babbling about his weird little dick.
Peteneese is the language Pete uses when under the influence of “fire water”.
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Peteneese

The babbling language that Pete uses. Has to be deciphered using Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs, with a little Annunaki thrown in. Even God has a hard time understanding. Just smile and nod your head when confronted with him speaking. Don’t make eye contact or you’ll be beaten with a bamboo cane by his eternal guardian Caroline. You will then be put into a bamboo cage and forced to listen to Cher continuously trying to sing the song Believe. Pete will then turn into a rabid chipmunk and start babbling about his weird little dick.
Peteneese is the language used by Pete when he’s under the influence of fire water.
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Peteneese

The babbling language that Pete uses. Has to be deciphered using Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs, with a little Annunaki thrown in. Even God has a hard time understanding. Just smile and nod your head when confronted with him speaking. Don’t make eye contact or you’ll be beaten with a bamboo cane by his eternal guardian Caroline. You will then be put into a bamboo cage and forced to listen to Cher continuously trying to sing the song Believe. Pete will then turn into a rabid chipmunk and start babbling about his weird little dick.
Peteneese is the language used by Pete when he’s under the influence of fire water.
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Peteneese

The babbling language that Pete speaks. A very challenging language to comprehend. It is a mixture of Egyptian hieroglyphs, Greek, Italian, Russian, and a mixture of the dark languages of the Mayans and Aztecs. May have origins dating back to the Annunaki. Even God has a problem deciphering this language. When confronted by Pete just smile and nod your head. Do not run or make eye contact or you will feel the full wrath of his loyal guardian Caroline. She will beat you with a bamboo cane and have you thrown into a bamboo cage where you will be forced to listen to Cher trying to sing the song Believe. After which Pete will stand before you naked and complaining about his “weird little dick”. It is best to avoid this rabid little chipmunk.
Peteneese is the language that Pete speaks when under the influence of “fire water”.
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Petunia in the garden

A snitch, or an informant mostly found in a POW Camp.
In Hogan’s Hero’s When a spy was placed in their barracks Hogan says “We’ve got our first petunia in the garden
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Raspberry Petunia Nut

Damn Gilbert! That Raspberry Petunia Nut was good!
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