petner

In a couple, the person who does not participate in day-to-day or larger decisions and makes minimal contributions to the couples finances. In extreme cases, the petner is referred to, and communicated with by the other person in much the same manner as a dog.

Since Ben came back from Antarctica and moved in with Karen he;' turned into her petner. She controls everything: he has no money and hasn't even been looking for work. He can't do anything without her permission, and only eats what she allows him to. If he doesn't obey her she screams at him and turns him out into the yard until she is ready to forgive him.

by howcome April 9, 2018

Peter Rooter

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

Peter Popper

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

Peter Ruette

Ruette is a man who is out of all, the most scariest out of all curse words.

Shit.
"GASP!"
Fuck.
"GASP!"
Peter Ruette.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

by uwupug fada May 15, 2022

Peter Shulman

1. An eccentric history teacher known for his characteristic stutter and for singing the "Rocky" theme song during class

2. Any person with lots of energy, but no way to express it

I..I..I'm, I'm P-Peter Shulman!

by Tumma May 6, 2004

Peter Ruette

to be funny

Adult: Shit
Children: gasp
Adult: fuck

Children: GASP
Adult: bitch

Children: GASP!
Adult: Peter Ruette
Children: AAAAAA

by appointment November 12, 2020

Peter Griffin

The biggest Chad of them all

Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.

by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019