Pistening

To take a piss while simultaneously listening to someone or something.

I'm really sorry i have to use the toilet but go ahead and keep talking, i'm pistening.

by nochumplovesucker October 10, 2011

posering

when you copy something someone does, usually used as an accusation.

dude, you are totally posering off me if you use this word

by angel face June 4, 2004

Pesting

To offer one's affection to a member of the opposite sex in a rather blunt and direct manner.

Last night, he was pesting a well fit bird...

by Bara-jar February 12, 2006

petering

Verb- When two or more people of the male gender engage in any sexual action.

I was petering Kevin last night.

by puffyflouse March 5, 2011

festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007

plastering

Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.

"John gave himself a good plastering last night"

by jerry pearson October 24, 2013

puttering around

To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.

AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...

She was puttering around the house on a lazy Sunday not sure what to do with herself.

by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016