An elision of the word Par (n. And v.), made well known by British Grime artist Tempa T and the word performance.
Used to generalise how good/bad someone's pars have been.
Used to generalise how good/bad someone's pars have been.
ROADMAN #1: Raaaar, you've mugged bare people off today blud
ROADMAN #2: Trust fam... It's been a solid Parformance.
ROADMAN #2: Trust fam... It's been a solid Parformance.
by CB9300 May 18, 2015
Get the Parformance mug.The Peymar Peformance, an act in which typically peformed by the male football player, the peymar peformance is an act in which famous ghosts such as the ghost of worldcups divemar jr dive as if there is a swimmingpool in the middle of the pitch when in reality divemar jr is diving into his sisters vagina.
Porghinio, another famous peformer once frauded his way to 3rd in the Ballon D'Or with 2000 passes but 0 assists. Mabye nextime, Porghinio should instead copy the frauding of his idol falsenaldo who famously dives against small clubs such as norwich.
Ultimatley, these finished footballers inspire the next generation to dive and become like their idols Barkionel rapessi and Maradounut.
Porghinio, another famous peformer once frauded his way to 3rd in the Ballon D'Or with 2000 passes but 0 assists. Mabye nextime, Porghinio should instead copy the frauding of his idol falsenaldo who famously dives against small clubs such as norwich.
Ultimatley, these finished footballers inspire the next generation to dive and become like their idols Barkionel rapessi and Maradounut.
Person 1: What is falsemar doing?
Person 2:He is peforming the world class fraud act The Peymar Peformance
Person 2:He is peforming the world class fraud act The Peymar Peformance
by realistpessidog October 29, 2023
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Performance Tits: Also known in workplaces as 'PTs' - Womans breasts that is athletic. Not big and saggy, but also not small and barely there. These Tits can handle performance and put on a show.
Did you know that both Anna Kournikova and Jessica Alba have performance tits?
Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!
Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!
by Kay Squared November 17, 2010
Get the Performance Tits mug.When one attempts to go to the washroom in a public place, but cant because there is to many people in the room.
person1= ok ready to go
person2= no we need to find another washroom i got a bad case of performance anxiety in that one.
person2= no we need to find another washroom i got a bad case of performance anxiety in that one.
by SidneyShaaw April 30, 2009
Get the Performance anxiety mug.Describes an item that far exceeds your needs or any practical purpose, but costs a ridiculous amount of money to convince you it's necessary.
by Salmonella the pizza man September 24, 2011
Get the high performance mug.Called a "fart can" due to the fact that some sound like a fart. An exhaust that's derived from the glasspack exhaust, it has a straight through exhaust tube to provide as much exhaust flow as possible with a large tip. Usually made from steel and titanium. Mostly found on imported vehicles. It contains a fiberglass or steel wool packing (sometimes both) between the exhaust tube (which has holes or baffles to direct the exhaust into the packing) and the outer shell.
"My friend has a fart can performance exhaust on his Honda"
"the fart can is really a glorified glasspack"
"both the glasspack and fart can work on the principle of absorption"
"the fart can is really a glorified glasspack"
"both the glasspack and fart can work on the principle of absorption"
by TheFlacker99 November 15, 2012
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