observation period

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

period milk fart

when u on ur period and he nut in u and u queef it out. :)

It was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life. I didn't mean to period milk fart on his bed but he just pulled out too fast.

by jeanjerker September 1, 2016

Period fart

Smellier than a dead skunk in a garbage can.
The smell gets stuck to her pad and keeps lofting about.

Your girl roles over and lets out a smelly bubbly fart while on her period. This is a period fart.

by Period fart October 4, 2017

period sneeze

when you're on your period and you sneeze and you can feel a little of your period flow onto your pad from the two vagina flabs. grossest feeling ever.

*sneezes and stands up*
person 1: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE A RED DOT ON YOUR ASS
person 2: holy fuck, i just period sneezed.

by omgomgomgperiod October 30, 2010

period

when us ladies bleed out of our vaginas on a monthly basis. it lasts about a week on average and may cause you to sit at an awkward angle when you're in school.
causes horrid cramps for most girls.
when you hang out with people enough, supposedly you all menstruate at the same time. this is when the crime rate goes up in your neighborhood/area.

guy: hey, slut, you wanna suck my-
girl: don't fuck with me! i'm on my period, asswipe!

by ihateperiods. January 11, 2009

Perioop

The combination of the two most disgusting substances, menstrual blood (PERIod) and shit (pOOP).

"Dude did you see the toilet in the second stall? It was clogged with so much perioop I almost vommed all over the floor!"

"EW this perioop was the worst thing I ever saw AND smelled!"

by theclitnextdoor March 23, 2011

periodong

blood on a mans penis (dong) after intercourse due to a woman being on her period

damnn, the sex last night was so good we didn't even realize she was on her period until i noticed my periodong

i was freaking out at the blood on my dick until i realized it was just periodong

i dont mind periodong- yeah its messy, but at least i know my girlfriends not pregnant

by periodingdong May 11, 2016