permanent staycation

1. unemployment.
2. retirement

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.

by Pbaddy October 13, 2009

PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated)

To be forever drunk.

Oh man, I'm still PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) from last Friday.

by Dirtee D March 31, 2007

Permanent Stank Face

Always looking like you're pissed off and smelling something awful.

"Adrian's got a permanent stank face because he always looks pissed off."

by Jack117 April 21, 2015

Permamunted

To have permanently intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.

In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'The bloody twat looked like a bloody permamunted fuck'

by bloodybazza November 28, 2016

permanent greenlight status

When you are so desperate that you are willing to bang any chick even ones with messed up grills. abb. (PGS)

"You must be on permanent greenlight status cause you were fuckin the shit out of that uggo last night"

by Jake and Will May 30, 2006

permanent dumb

Stubborn refusal to accept what is plainly obvious.

Kelly: "What do you mean you think the world is flat? Have you got the permanent dumb?"

by nocoffeehero June 1, 2016

Permanent tan

Black. Negro.

Did you see Stacy’s new boyfriend he had a permanent tan. Her father is so upset.

by Rube18 June 29, 2019