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Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira),Cuban american , blogger/ celeberty, he is a homosexual who refers himself as a queen. he blogs about gossip and about stardum and his life. he is annyoing and obnauxious. He discualified Miss California for saying that she dosent agree with gay marriage.in another insident he got punched by Will IAM's body guard for pestering Will IAM from black eye peas. he also guest stared in nicolodian's victorious show with victoria justice.
Perez Hilton is a duce and a prick and he is a disgrace to us cubans everywere
Perez Hilton= prick,ass hole jerk, anoying
by baka kuso yaro April 4, 2011
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Perez Dispenser

A pseudo-paparazzi wannabe who simply regurgitates all online informational gossip there is to know about a high-profile celebrity.
"Oh my God! Last night, Jason was looking to be the center of attention last night at the club. In his failed attempt to become an in-crowd member, he simply told us everything about Lindsay Lohan that we already knew. He's such a Perez Dispenser!"
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Perez's Law

Perez's law is the inverse of Moore's law. It states: "the stock price any company that Antonio Perez is CEO of, will drop by half every 18 months."
The effect of Perez's Law on Kodak's stock price

$30 2007 beginning
$15 2008 middle
$5 2010 end
$2.50 2011 middle
$1.25 2012 end
.75 2014 middle
by Enormous rooster July 20, 2011
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melina perez

The hot wrestler chick that does her split entrance; dumped John Morrison, went out with Batista, left him and went back to dating John Morrison. Oh yeah, she screams a lot.
Wow! You can do a split almost as good as Melina Perez!
by RickQ August 9, 2009
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Josh Perez

This one kid who is pretty popular, has all the ladies all over him yet hasnt had a girlfriend and likes to wrestle and run cross country. He is currently rather short and only owns one tie, dont let him confuse you when he wears it either really long or very short...they are the same tie! His favorite remarks are your mother and shut up. when he says knock knock dont say "whos there?" he will say either shutup halfway through of just your mother.
This one kid Josh Perez is a cool kid.
by m4785874 September 9, 2010
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"Perez Hilton"

New Term: An insecure, "wanna be Homosexual". Apparently when you are a Perez Hilton, you act in crude ways, dress like the opposite sex, keep blog sites full of useless information, stir up controversy over Gays being married.
Don't be a "Perez Hilton!"

Your site looks like a "Perez Hilton."

Dude, Why are you such a "Perez Hilton?"

That's so "Perez Hilton".
by IND317 April 21, 2009
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Perez Hilton

pErEZ HiLtOn=the biggest pedo on tiktok
sad to say but yes check his acc he simps over charli to much and ye.
Lola-Hey did u guys see Perez Hiltons recent post about charli?
Zack-Yes, i did and i think he is the biggest pedo out there!
Lola-UR SPITTING FACTS!
by The Unkown Bad Bitch May 20, 2020
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