predictive spam

When you open iMessage go on the keyboard and just repeatedly tap the predictive text box.

Stop bothering me or I will predictive spam you.
You have 3 seconds 3 2 1 “for a day or so before the test is gonna you know you can do a great idea to the test of you get a test test tomorrow or something like this to be”

by Green circut February 15, 2020

pendictive

Pendictive is an ubiquitous adjective, widely recognized among scholars and in academics for use in all sorts of discourse. It must be stressed that this word is very much real. The adjective is unique in its property of being universally appropriate and applicable as a description of the universe as a whole and/or all its entities.

Me: *perfected british accent* "That's a bit pendictive, innit?"
You: *another outstanding british accent* "Yeh, I'd say so"

by hi friend smile November 4, 2020

perdickermint

The correct way to spell predicament

I am in a perdickermint

by Redice4032 January 15, 2021

Predictament

When you can see what's going to happen, and it happens anyways

Im in a predictament. The train is coming, but my car is trapped in the gates.

by dalek1111 July 30, 2021

Perdection

Something that has been baked to a top-notch level of taste and texture which exceeds perfection

The cookies are so perdection

by Hudm October 28, 2023

predictation

Measuring in ones mind the size of their sexual partners dick before it is presented.

After realizing how accurate her predictation was, Emily could not wait to have Johns cock inside her.

by Care-bare January 14, 2018

perdicament

an unpleasent situation.

this feeling i have is very perdicament.

that bitches dad makes me feel perdicament

by grant 90210 September 25, 2006