Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."

O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!

by the drips April 30, 2009

Porching

Porching - Verb - to porch. - to party hard. While simultaneously chilling, hard. Can be done on any porch/deck setting, however is most typically found being practiced on the porch of 79 Henry Street. Generally begins during the afternoon and can be known to last for hours. Many beers are generally consumed, with the company of loud music.

It was a nice day outside so Jordan and I decided to go porching.

by adormi April 8, 2010

pelching

Cum sucking some ones ass after commiting a cream pie, commonly done by poon boys or cucks.

Guy:Yo did you cum in her ass!
Guy 2: yeah, i had to start pelching that shit!

by long rod 92 March 2, 2017

perchanger

The perchanger is the 'child safe' word for vagina lips. This is often the choice phrase when needing to mention the lower parts of ladies anatomy in front of those who should remain oblivious to the subject matter.

Her: That cream is really burning my perchangers

by eneville September 11, 2011

pepchingun

the cod’s pk pecheneg but simplified

yooo pass me pepchingun’s ammo!

by yo pi’erre May 16, 2020

Perchinkety

noun
pl. 'Perchinketies'
An object usually forming a random collection and found on dressers or unnecessary shelving. Often kitsch in nature and forming the general tasteless bric-a-brac and ballast collected in a home. Usesless tat, the kind sold at schnorkler's shops.

(See defintion of 'ballast' and 'schnorklers' shop' for further info)

"Does the house come with that perchinkety on the shelf there?"

"Do you think I should get this ugly perchinkety for your Mum for her birthday?"

by R.K.Danicic August 17, 2020

PERCHINA

A slang word Liz and Gordy use that means vagina.

She has a really tight perchina.

by Exoticat November 23, 2020