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Penile Beat Down

The agonizing pain and intimidation a sexually unexperienced virgin female is faced with when an erected penis is inserted violently into one of her orpheus's.
I know you think Cassie is not a virgin, but just because she dresses like a slut doesn't mean she's not afraid of the penile beat down.
by sxizzla November 29, 2009
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Pente

A strategy board game that is a variation of Gomoku. Pente was invented in 1977 on checkerboard table cloths at a Pizza parlor in Stillwater, Oklahoma called the Hideaway. The object is to place 5 stones in a row or capture 5 pairs of your opponents stones.
While waiting for my pizza I learned how to play Pente. Thirty years later I still have not mastered it.
by quesondriac August 13, 2010
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Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.
Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.
by Locus0mega March 29, 2011
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Penile Intervention

A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.
"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"

"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"
by Becky 'Barn Owl' Barnett August 1, 2006
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Penile Transparency

When a man's sexual arousal, i.e. boner is blindingly apparent to a woman.
Eric is suffering from penile transparency.

Dude Eric totally is pitching a tent about Kimber! He really needs to chill out. She can totally tell.
by Hefty-n-Handy Smurfs March 30, 2010
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A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.
When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."
by Xander913 January 7, 2014
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penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.
I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture
by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017
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