Penisism

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

Penising

The act of inserting your penis.

"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."

by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013

Penicillin

Penicillin is fist discovered by Canadians and was a big scientific discovery.

Did you now Canada invented penicillin

by thecanadianninja November 1, 2018

Goin' Pelini

Getting so mad that your face becomes distorted to the point where you look like a bull flehmening a cow in heat.

Dude was so mad about the cat taking a shit on his chalupa that ended up Goin' Pelini on that pussy.

by Mutty1 November 24, 2010

pekinitzu

Pekingese cross with a shitzu. a soft loveable cuddler

My pekinitzu is extra soft this evening

by beezlein April 17, 2007

Penisish

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

panini pressed

The act of being extra pressed , more than pressed one would say

I was playing with this guy on playstation , and he was so panini pressed that i kept killing him

by oxfordickinme February 2, 2021