pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

pendulum take

A position taken by someone reacting to a perceived dominant narrative they disagree with that is a complete overreaction and overreach in the opposite direction.

"Pitbulls are actually the sweetest, most harmless dogs ever to exist."
"Bit of a pendulum take, don't you think?"

by starpitcher February 17, 2021

Pendulum Fc

Pendulum fc is Ronaldo fans aka Penaldo/pendu fans. Who often spread wrong statistic about Messi and always spread fake statistic for their idol pendu

Pendulum fc back at it again with their fake stats

by Average Football fans November 12, 2021

The Pendulum Bag

A sexual act in which an average to poorly endowed bayman with a biblically large scrotum engages in doggy-style sex. The oversized bag swings like a pendulum, crashing against the female’s clitoris like the waves of Griquet, causing mild pleasure.

Jeez by, I never had much of a lad, but luckily Jen dies for the pendulum bag.

by Master Seacock April 8, 2019

Mr pendulum

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves penalty with his heart, body and soul. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.

Mr pendulum just discovered an unknown country.

by DOO GEE February 27, 2021

your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

Pendulum

When three men have sex, each inserted into the one in front. When the one behind bangs the middle, and the middle bangs the front, their balls slap and create a pendulum effect.

I came up with a new position. I call it the pendulum!

by ##745## April 10, 2015