The pen

Mightier than the sword.

"But don't you see? The pen is mightier than the sword." - Marcus Brody

by Ozzel October 1, 2004

Pen In

To shove a penis in a vagina and then write in it with pen and continue to like it

Wow! That was some good Pen In

by tIcToK tHoT February 12, 2019

pen

a writing implement of awesomeness

"I found a pen."
"That is amazing."

by pensaresoamazing January 11, 2012

Penning

Slang term for a near professional Magic: The Gathering player that spends a great amount of time honing a spore deck while neglecting others.

"I won again against Chad. He'd have a chance if he wasn't such a Penning."

by AMH7 October 13, 2008

pens

Pens, penis.

A Latin 3rd declension Masculine noun declining as follows :

Singular

(Nom) Pens
(voc) Pens
(acc) Penem
(gen) Penis
(dat) Peni
(abl) Pene

Plural

(Nom) Penes
(voc) Penes
(acc) Penes
(gen) Penitum
(dat) Penitibus*
(abl) Penitibus*

(* or alternatively penitrabus)

The massive pen of the general was attacked by the enemy :

Magnus imperatoris pens ab hostibus oppugnatus est.

The great victory of the pen was announced by many girls :

Magna penis victoria ab multis puellis nuntiata est.pens

if you like 2 touch your pen use the hashtag pens on social media

by h gyvyvyvtgvtgvgyhbyg jn j February 2, 2017

Penning

To take the cap off of a pen, then put it back on. Generally used to calm or distract.

When cole for rejected by a girl, he started penning to take his mind off it.

by The Penning November 2, 2013

penning

Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.

After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.

by theclevercat February 21, 2009