walrus pelt 

When you put on a winter jacket and you think you look fly AF but you really just look like Jabba the Hutt wearing the pelt of the Yeti.

I bought a new North Face jacket thinking I would look sexy as hell but in reality the hot poontang said it looked like I was wearing a walrus pelt. :'(

walrus pelt by The Prince of Darkness February 27, 2017

Cougar pelt 

When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt

Hey jon want to see my cougar pelt collection?

Cougar pelt by captainhook105 November 17, 2017

Matthew Van Pelt 

The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant

Man is that Matthew Van Pelt he makes me extremely hard

Matthew Van Pelt by Poopycock December 30, 2019

Van Pelt 

When a girl pulls the rug out from under a guy, the way Lucy used to do with Charlie Brown

Joe: "do you love me?"
Jill: "of course i do"
Joe: "that makes me feel great!"
Jill: "LOL, just kidding"
Joe: "damn! Van Pelted again!"

Van Pelt by dirk whitesocks March 16, 2009

Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt 

Typically hairy in nature, the Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt is traditional dress for women in the genital region. Warm moist and inviting during the long cold winters, the beaver pelt is a wonder place to find refuge and sexual pleasure the likes not seen in places to the south.

I was in Thunder Bay and thoroughly enjoyed my time spent in the delicious Thunder Bay beaver pelt of the locals.

Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt by SEABISCUIT797 July 31, 2018

Boura Pelt 

A slang term referring to hair upon the genitals.

An item in the old-school MMO "Ultima Online", used by the "imbuing" skill to make weapons and armor.

"Wow! You should shave that boura pelt!"

"I need 10 boura pelts to make this armor suit."

Boura Pelt by HealieTheLlama September 5, 2011

snaring pelt 

bacially snaring pelt can be as easy as a vacation down the shore with the boys...looking for some shore whores and fucking them silly

mom: hey son what you do all weekend?
Me: well mom i was snaring pelt like it was going out of style and i managed to not even get any VD's

snaring pelt by Jonny Mik June 2, 2008