polkamon

Pokemon debuting in the Russia region.

Oh look, a Polkamonian Pikachu!

by TacoFromTheSky July 1, 2023

Shoe Polka

When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.

Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...

by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010

Procrastination Polka

The act of dancing with the intent of writing.

"Laura is doing the Procrastination Polka because she hates her GSW teacher."

by Outrageousss October 24, 2011

Danse Polka i Polhølet

a more sofisticated word for sexual intercourse

do you want to Danse Polka i Polhølet?

by HekleOgBrodere April 24, 2023

The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.

"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."

by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009

Polka Dot

Noun referring to the small genitalia of a Polish Man.

I broke up with my Polish boyfriend because he couldn't satisfy me in bed with his Polka Dot.

by Kelley Kat November 14, 2012

four poster polka

A term used to describe sex.
Four poster is the term used to describe a large double bed that has four posts on each corner.
Horizontal polka is a Hungarian term for sex.

I was kept awake by the couple next door making four poster polka all night.

by poppy86 December 14, 2008