Pating

Pating is short for a pathetic person. The term was first used in the suburbs of Oslo and is now a widely used term. It's not quite as offensive as actually telling someone that they're a pathetic person, and is commonly used among friends when they do something stupid or short-minded. Pating may be shortened with a simple "P".

Example one:
To friends are walking down the street when suddenly one of them trips in his own laces.
Friend 1: Haha, you're such a pating!
Friend 2: Gaaaah, I know... I'm nothing more than a P...

Example 2:
You're walking down the street and suddenly see a dude with his pants stuffed in his tennis socks.

"Wow, that's a pating"

by pating April 21, 2010

(Boy) payton

He Is the hottest and sexiest beast you will ever see he is a sweat at fortnite and and u amazing at sports, he is always super lit and never GAY

(Boy) Payton is the goat

by TSM_gamggang123 April 29, 2019

Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...

Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"

by Crozefly February 21, 2011

Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

patinga

A patinga is a smart, curry munching , cornershop owning badass who is almost always brown.

'Hello my fellow my patinga'
'Your such a patinga'
'Patinga's are so smart'
'What's up my patinga'
'I wish I was a patinga '

by TheAlphaPatinga July 3, 2019

Payton

The best friend a person could ever have, Payton is always there for you, always caring, understanding and loving! Payton is usually beautiful and a extremely talented dancer who's really flexible. Payton is very lovable and makes friends with everyone. Payton is also a total boy magnet! And really sexy.

Oh wow she's such a Payton everyone likes her!

by Paytonthebestfriendthelover January 25, 2014

Payton (boy)

Payton is a very attractive, sweet person. He us very caring and will always be there to listen to you. He is very enjoyable and easy to talk to. His smile lights up the room. He usually has blonde hair and gorgeous eyes. He is very athletic and can play any sport you put him into. He makes a great boyfriend and is a great kisser. He will spoil you with sweet words and compliments. Payton finds love very easily and is honest about it. He's trustworthy and always there for you. He will make you feel special and cared about. If you find a Payton, he's a keeper.

Oh my gosh... I want a Payton (boy). He's so perfect.

by averagestudent. May 23, 2020