Paw Patrolled

Paw Patrolled is a sex move that requires the highest of precision. As you're fingering a girl, you yell at the top of your lungs "LETS DIVE IN!" and promptly jump in headfirst into her asshole. Lube is discouraged.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I paw patrolled my girl last night. It was wild, I had to get 3 other people to pull me out. Shits' wild man."
Guy 2: "Holy shit I should try that!!!!"

by YeetThatMeat September 17, 2018

Paw Paw For Jesus

Non sequitir exclamation denoting derision or ridicule of someone or something. From author Cheryl Trykv's reading of her story on radio show This American Life, in which the main character sees a billboard proclaiming "Paw Paw For Jesus" and starts to yell it out the car window in sarcastic ecstasy. Paw Paw is a town in Michigan.

You see Sarah Palin on TV talking about death panels, so you yell "Paw Paw For Jesus!"

by mrbgoode September 4, 2009

Paw Patrolism

The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.

John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism

by The paw lord June 3, 2018

Paw Toast

Paw toast is a very amazing person who will love and protect you and treat you like you are everything to them, so you should be back. Paw toasts tend to go to attack mode when their friends are insulted or hurt in any way. Paw toasts are very loyal. Oh, and they’re gay. Very gay. Super mega awesome gay. They’re short, too. Paw toasts enjoy gay anime and ships, specifically bnha and yuri on ice. If your paw toast is sad, give them a hug. That will be sure to make them smile. Be sure to treat your paw toast lovingly and be nice to them.

If you don’t have a paw toast in your life go get one

If you don’t have one then I feel bad for you bc I do :p

I love my paw toast!

Sentence... hmmm...

HI IM PAW TOAST AND I LIKE WARM HUGS.

by Deku_bean November 13, 2019

paw job

When an animal with paws, starts pawing at your penis/vagina. (sometimes you need to put a piece of yarn or string there so the animal will do it)

The kitty just have me a paw job.

by Kitty Lover January 4, 2008

Paw Paw

(n)- a city in michigan- so nice they named it twice. known for its grape and wine festival, st. julians winery, its drug scene(behind the willow tree). Synonym- BumFuck,Michigan

Jo-Ahhh my parents are making me goto dumbass bumfuck michigan.
Bob-Awwe Paw Paw is not that bad.

by motothejo April 3, 2009

paw paw patch

where all yolkels and hillbillys live

we sent him runnin straight back to the paw paw patch

by ameecia May 26, 2005