"Chief just did a berthing inspection and he found my patrol sock. Now I'm restricted for our next port call."
by killroo April 11, 2007

An elite task force that is highly trained and extremely smart and militarized to take down and eliminate potential thots.
by Big daddy titty tat May 21, 2018

by Yoman11 March 15, 2014

A peace officer serving the duty of responding to noise complaints. Best known for breaking up suisares.
It's 12:30 AM on a Monday. The next door neighbor's suisare is still going strong. That's it, I'm calling the suisare patrol.
by annoyed November 3, 2004

Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"
by Pete Dick March 15, 2008

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)
by piddla May 14, 2017

by jasonthecool March 22, 2012
